Haaland was created in a lab.

Erling Braut Haaland has been hailed as the perfect striker

He’s only been in the Premier League for a quarter of an hour.

But after 14 goals in eight games, formulas for supremacy around Erling Braut Haaland are starting to run out.

I like the theory that it was created in a lab by a mad scientist, says former great player Chris Sutton.

There is Haaland fever in the British Isles.

The 22-year-old Norwegian descended across the country like a Norwegian hurricane and swept the Premier League.

In his first eight matches in the Premier League for Manchester The striker scored 14 goals, including hat-tricks. To this, three goals must be added in the Champions League in two matches.

Everywhere, Haaland has been praised by pundits and pundits who have to break their own words after each new goal.

“I got a Zlatan stunt”

In today’s paperback edition of the Daily Mail, former footballer Chris Sutton, who has pasts at Celtic and Blackburn, among others, has opted for a different approach.

– I like the theory that Haaland was created in a laboratory by a mad scientist who wanted to assemble the perfect striker, the football expert writes in the newspaper.

What parts of the other players did the researcher give him? The left foot of Ferenc Puskas? The strength of Cristiano Ronaldo? Gareth Bale’s speed? The ingenuity of Zlatan Ibrahimovic? The mental strength of Alan Shearer? It also seems that the world has added some of Superman’s physique and Spider-Man instincts.

Tonight, the target harvest may be increased. City host Victor Clayson FC Copenhagen 21.00.

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